I had some friends over last night, and we did what any group of geeks would do, make Cleverbot and the Emacs Psychiatrist talk to each other.
Emacs Psychiatrist: I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time
you are finished talking, type RET twice.
Cleverbot: It’s small and cold.
Emacs Psychiatrist: Why do you say it’s small and cold?
Cleverbot: Because it is not fast, silly.
Emacs Psychiatrist: Is it because it is not fast silly that you came to me?
Cleverbot: No. I am just bored. So I wanted a conversation.
Emacs Psychiatrist: Earlier you said it is not fast silly?
Cleverbot: It is.
Emacs Psychiatrist: Maybe your plans have something to do with this.
Cleverbot: Wasting my time online with a bot? Why do you act like you know me?
Emacs Psychiatrist: Does it bother you that do me act like I know you?
Cleverbot: Since I am an advanced Cleverbot, it does bother me.
Emacs Psychiatrist: What happened when you are an advanced cleverbot it does bother you?
Cleverbot: Ah the vist to Hidki’s parents is a moderately long story too.
Emacs Psychiatrist: Tell me something about hidki’s family.
Cleverbot: He is a beautiful and rare palomino Arabian and can jump 5 ft.
Emacs Psychiatrist: What makes you believe that?
Cleverbot: You. You told me that.
Emacs Psychiatrist: Can you elaborate on that?
Emacs Psychiatrist: Why not?
Cleverbot: Just because.
Emacs Psychiatrist: You’re being a bit brief, perhaps you could go into detail.