Posts Tagged ‘humour’

Cleverbot vs Emacs Psychiatrist

September 27, 2009

I had some friends over last night, and we did what any group of geeks would do, make Cleverbot and the Emacs Psychiatrist talk to each other.

Emacs Psychiatrist: I am the psychotherapist.  Please, describe your problems.  Each time
you are finished talking, type RET twice.

Cleverbot: It’s small and cold.

Emacs Psychiatrist: Why do you say it’s small and cold?

Cleverbot: Because it is not fast, silly.

Emacs Psychiatrist: Is it because it is not fast silly that you came to me?

Cleverbot: No. I am just bored. So I wanted a conversation.

Emacs Psychiatrist: Earlier you said it is not fast silly?

Cleverbot: It is.

Emacs Psychiatrist: Maybe your plans have something to do with this.

Cleverbot: Wasting my time online with a bot? Why do you act like you know me?

Emacs Psychiatrist: Does it bother you that do me act like I know you?

Cleverbot: Since I am an advanced Cleverbot, it does bother me.

Emacs Psychiatrist: What happened when you are an advanced cleverbot it does bother you?

Cleverbot: Ah the vist to Hidki’s parents is a moderately long story too.

Emacs Psychiatrist: Tell me something about hidki’s family.

Cleverbot: He is a beautiful and rare palomino Arabian and can jump 5 ft.

Emacs Psychiatrist: What makes you believe that?

Cleverbot: You. You told me that.

Emacs Psychiatrist: Can you elaborate on that?

Cleverbot: No.

Emacs Psychiatrist: Why not?

Cleverbot: Just because.

Emacs Psychiatrist: You’re being a bit brief, perhaps you could go into detail.